Headline: “Employees unionize Chinese Wal-Mart

Thought to self: “wow, who woulda thunk it?  They don’t even allow that in the US, but they allow it in China?”

Third paragraph down:

A senior official of the state-controlled All-China Federation of Trade Unions has said the body will work toward establishing a union in every Wal-Mart outlet. (emphasis mine)

Thought to self: “Gee, that headline should’ve said ‘Chinese government unionizes Wal-Mart’.  Or even more accurately ‘Chinese government adds false layer of lube to typical corporate-state ass-ramming’.  This isn’t even news.”