Roughly overheard in a “teaser” commercial for NBC’s nightly news tommorow:

“It’s a new issue on the minds of parents: kids being able to buy BOOZE online, using the internet as a gateway to underage drinking — and all it takes is a credit card.  Question is, should it be that easy?”

*BZZZ* Wrong!  The actual question is two-fold: 1) should my kid even be trusted with a credit card? & 2) if the answer is “no” and they use mine for that — or for any other reason — what’s the most effective method of ass-whooping?

Say it with me now: The mainstream media is not ‘liberal’, it’s STATIST!