2002: “If we don’t invade Iraq, the terrorists will have won”
2003: “If we don’t stay in Iraq, the terrorists will have won”
2004: “If we don’t stay in Iraq, & Bush doesn’t get re-elected, the terrorists will have won”
2005: “If we don’t stay in Iraq, conduct warrantless surveillance on US citizens, & torture detainees (most of whom are NOT al-qaeda), the terrorists will have won”
2006: “If we don’t stay in Iraq, conduct warrantless surveillance on US citizens, torture detainees (most of whom are NOT al-qaeda), & let Hastert & Boehner get away with covering up a congressman’s attempts at screwing 16-year-old boys, the terrorists will have won” (scroll the comments)
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