-How come when the local news reports a major prostitution ring bust, the girls caught are universally fugly? I’d think at least a couple would be attractive enough where the average guy might conceivably think “yeah, I’d pay to have sex with her”.

-Y’know how the cliche goes that a sign you’re old is when you reminisce about how music used to be good “back in tha day”? How young is too early to feel like that?

-On a related note to the last one, is it ironic or hypocritical to feel that music-wise the 80’s sucked, yet like a band that deliberately goes “retro” to 80’s shit? I’m listening right now to the band that did this, for example.

-Why aren’t there any restaurants that deliver fried chicken (at least none I know of)?

-I wonder how much the graphic guys get paid to make CNN headquarters look like a holodeck from some lame sci-fi every election season…

-Why do songs on rock stations get to say “bitch” unbleeped when rap songs can’t?

-Am I the only one who thinks the uniform look at retail stores makes it look like the people who work there are part of a cult?

-What did people in medieval times jerk off to?

-Ganja brownies. Ganja butter. Yet no marijuana marinara that I’ve heard of. Why not?

-What do muslims say when someone sneezes?

-On a more serious note, I wonder who the first person in recorded history to torture someone for info was…

-Re: the fashion industry: why are the standards of female beauty as far as clothing determined by gay men?

-How come there aren’t notes on packages of ink pens estimating how long they’d last w/ regular use? Whether cheap or relatively expensive, or different brands, doesn’t seem to matter, they go out whenever the hell they feel like going out.

-Re: pet food: whoever first commercialized the concept, how’d they come up with it? It just seems kinda odd to me that for so long animals ate whatever, and all of a sudden someone thought “maybe dogs & cats need X, Y & Z in their diets”. The observation behind the transition from tossing Rover a steak to getting him a bag of Kibbles & Bits seems odd to me for some reason.

-Is it just me, or does everything sound better drunk?