While reading Radley Balko’s guest column on the Chicago Tribune website (about why Chicago came in dead last on a “freedom in big US cities” index done for Reason Magazine), I noticed in a sidebar of links to other articles on the site the following headline: “Motorcyclist dies in LSD crash“.

My first thought prior to clicking on that article: “…Now why the hell would someone do acid and then get on a motorcycle?  How’d they have the presence of mind to even get on it, as opposed to seeing it sprout tentacles and levitate while singing old heavy metal songs backwards in Korean?”

I’m not kidding.