Since a theme of sorts is emerging with stupid ads as occasional diversion from the slow-motion trainwreck that is the political system we live despite, let’s continue it.  Glancing at CNN I caught the following:

Honestly folks, is the fine print even necessary? You know damn well no woman that looks like that needs an internet dating site. If I had a “teacher” (insert eye-rolling icon here) like her when I was still in school, maybe I would’ve actually paid attention in class.