Y’know how when you go to a mall food court, over each stand there’s the list of prices? Earlier today, I was sitting down to some chinese food and watched three people in a row walk up to one that sold pizza by the slice, point at a pizza, and with a straight face say “…how much is a slice of this?”
What made it funnier was the employee behind the counter craning her neck to look at the menu board before answering. People are amazing, ain’t they?
