-This is why, when it comes to technology, you don’t want to be the first to buy anything. Paying the most for the least reliability doesn’t seem so hip now, does it?
-Cops taser belligerent drunk driver, find out he’s a cop too. Naturally he’s still on normal duty pending investigation, an odd courtesy considering he admitted he was drunk. Rules are for little people.
-Shorter Will Wilkinson: “Y’know, maybe if the U.S. didn’t spend a fuck-ton on mass death…”
