Things happen:
-Rand Paul…um, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s deliberately throwing that race. What’s next, plans to kick puppies in public?
-If you were wondering if I thought an alleged drug kingpin with the name Coke was funny, the answer is yes. C’mon, it’s like having a knife-wielding serial killer named Stabb…
-Copyright infringement? Fuck that, it’s truth in advertising failure! She’s not even naked!
-Shorter Obama to insurance “industry”: “I know I gave you a captive market, but could you wait a bit to take advantage of it? Please?”
-The surprise to me wasn’t Jack Abramoff getting out, but the existence of a kosher pizzeria. All the best pizza toppings are made of pork, aren’t they?
-Best For Last: At C4SS, Kevin Carson calls for disgruntled BP employees to spring Leaks We Can (really) Believe In.
