"First name N, last name coherent…"

It’s a good thing some people don’t listen, otherwise we never would’ve been blessed with the following example of Conceptual Fail:

…isn’t having a dictatorship without a military a bit like having a burger without meat?  Or is this guy trying to also say that Obama is so bonkers that he doesn’t realize any dictator worth their salt traffics in militarism?

“Oh, I’ll show these unworthy peons!  First I’ll take over everything, then I’ll dismantle the armed forces!  They’ll be powerless to stop me!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”